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Ok here is how his is going to work. Everyone who wants to can join it and add as many questions as they can think of. Then when there is enough I am the only one who can post it and I will:)! Note: you may not sabotage this Richard! You may not put offensive questions cause then he will not answer. Please title the questions with #

I have left this un-answered for too long. I will not make a Blog for it, so people can keep adding questions when I am done. I will answer them here. Richardo De La Llama RichardTheWarlockBadger I actually never learned Spanish 01:23, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

1.What is your middle name.

Of The

2.How many girlfirends do you have?

One. She crushed my Heart.

3.Is bobby a boy name or a girl name?

Boys, you ninny.

4.Are you enjoying this?

No.

5.Why is the sun yellow

The God's hate this Question

6.Why are goats spelled the way they are?

How in the Name Of Scarlet Joe Should I know?!

7.What about:

Oh Crud...

8.Erinaceous

Dunno

9.Lamprophony

Dunno

10.Depone

Dunno

11.Finnimbrun

Dunno

12.floccinaucinihilipilification

Kill Me.

13.Inaniloquent

I am going to hurt someone soon....

14.Limerance

Yet they just keep coming...

15.Mesonoxian

I DON'T KNOW!

16.Mungo

THIS ISN'T EVEN A REAL WORD, IS It?!?!?

17.Nihilarian

Sure, Why Not

18.Nudiustertian

Heheh.... Nudius...

19.Phenakism

You Spelled "Pakistan" Wrong

20.Pronk

What the Heck is a Pronk?!

21.Pulveratricious

Don'T KNOW

22.Rastaquouere

DON'T KNOW!!!

23.A social climber

THAT IS A SENTENCE FRAGMENT NOT A WORD!!! GAH!!!!

24.Scopperloit

SCOPPERLOIT?!?! THAT'S THE SECRET WORD!!!

25.Selcouth

This is Stupid...

26.Tyrotoxism

Sweet Jumpin' Jellybeans!

27.Widdiful

Yef! It Ith Widdiful!

28.Zabernism I Will Zabernism YOU!

29.fish

............ A deffinate Maybe

30.hammer

Mario Bros.

31.moss

Trees

32.fly

Potato!

33.mommy

Daddy

34.momma

Dadda

35.mom

In-Law

36.daddy

Daddy's Cousin Steve

37.dadda

Momma

38.dad

Snap, Crackle, and/or Pop

39.ninny

YOU!

40.slave

YOU!

41.house

in the yard in the lot in the town by the river in the bog. HEY HEY THE RATTLIN' BOG, WAY DOWN IN THE VALLY OH HAY HAY THE RATTLIN' BOG WAY DOWN IN THE VALLY OH!

42.storm

Wet

43.bible

Book O' God

44.you

Me

45.me

you

46.cat

In the Hat

47.dog

Bagginses.... Bagginses has my Precious....

48.why am did i do this?

Me No care

49.is the sun going to blow up?

Eventually

50.What is your opinion on Martin?

Kiss up

51.Tsarmina?

Water

52.Lord Brocktree?

Sword

53.Dotti?

Nails on a Chalkboard

54.Ruff?

Ouch

55.Skittles?

Eddibal

56.Jukka?

Stones

57.Columbine?

Dead.

58.Rose?

DEAD-ER

59.Badrang?

Kabob

60.Felldoh?

Toothpick

61.Brome?

Whiner

62.Celandine?

Saaaaaaaad

63.Trefoil?

Who?

64.Ballaw?

Tibbar

65.Rowanoak?

Lost Coloney

66.Starwort?

Ouch.

67.Marigold?

Flower.

68.Warden?

I AM THE LAW!!!

69.Woodspike?

I have one o' them.

70.Gonff?

MINE!

71.Dinny?

Moler

72.Log-a-log?

...... WHICH ONE?!?!? O.o

73.Boar?

HI-YAH!

74.Bella?

I want to crush that Vampire Lovin- ooooh... you mean the BADGER!!!

75.Lady Amber?

Lamber?!

76.Skipper?

Which one.....?!

77.Mask?

I has one o' them!

78.Barklad?

Ok.

79.Pear?

Fruit

80.Ashtwig?

Tree name.

81.Honeysuckle?

Flower.

82.Cludd?

Fires of Mount Doom.

83.Chibb?

Holy Annoyance, Batman!

84.Abbess Germaine?

SHE WAS #1

85.T.B.?

I am gonna need some more info.

86.Goody?

Oooh Goody!

87.Ferdy?

Coggs

88.Coggs?

Ferdy

89.Ben?

And/Or Nate

90.Luke?

My Cousin

91.Vurg?

Who names their Kids Vurg?!

92.Beau?

I think this means something in French

93.Cardo?

Work-out stratigy

94.Barko?

Find it on a Tree

95.Mariel?

Smething

96.Dandin?

Boyfriend of Mariel

97.Gabool?

Ring a Ding Ding ♪

98.Gingivere?

Weird Cat...

99.Durry?

QUILL!

100.Tarquin?

Stupid Hare. No, I am not Racist. he is just really Stupid.

101.Hon Rosie?

She's the one that doesn't shut up, right?

102.Mellas?

Badger. I think...

103.Bernard?

Saint.

104.Serena?

Tomatoes

105.Sage?

Oh Wise One

106.Gael?

You know, I hate these one Shot things...

107.Iris?

That is the Colored part of your eye, right?

108.Rab?

Insane

109.Muta? Heh, She Can't talk.

110.Samkim?

Squirrel

111.Arula?

Mole

112.Urthstripe?

Badger

113.Mara?

FEMALE Badger

114.Basil?

Deer-Hare

115.Matthias?

Mouse

116.Cornflower?

Wife of mouse

117.Constance?

Badgette

118.Mordalfas?

Heh, Alf...

119.Warbeak?

You know, I Really hate Sparrows. I Dunno why, I just do

120.Mrs. Churchmouse?

A mouse that lives in a church

121.Mr. Churchmouse?

A mouse that lives in a church

122.Tim?

Tess

123.Tess?

Tim

124.Sam?

Jess

125.Jess?

Sam

126.King Bull Sparra?

Loser Bird

127.Mattimeo?

Spoiled Brat

128.Slagar?

Slaveman

129.Sella?

Who?

130.Cluny?

Rat

131.Ferahgo?

Weasel

132.Wraith?

Undead thing

133.Threetooth?

His name is self explanatory

134.Vitch?

Rhymes with itch

135.Klitch?

Same as above

136.Martin2?

Crazy

137.Grath?

Revenge

138.Inbar?

Otter

139.Tansy?

Hedgehog

140.Arven?

N/A

141.Craklyn?

N/A

142.Viola?

N/A

143.Rollo?

N/A

144.Cregga?

N/A

145.Tammo?

N/A

146.Song?

N/A

147.Dann?

N/A

148.Dipp?

N/A

149.Burb?

N/A

150.Janglar?

N/A

151.Dibbuns?

N/A

152.DAB?

N/A

153.Do you believe in snakes?

The Heck kind of question is THAT?!

154.Do you eat Laser cakes?

.... possibally

155.Does food upset you?

Wha- NO!

156.Repeating Laser cats are dead?

Yeah. lets go with that....

157.WHY? WHY?!

BECAUSE BECAUSE!!

158.Cats?

They look good as a hat, let me tell you.

159.Fourteen men enter a store. How many times can they lie about how much soda they bought?

You can't Fool ME! 14 is a COLOR!

160.Why is this Sparta?

Because of.... Turkey?

161.Is this really Sparta?

Yes, yes it is

162.Can you do a barrel roll?

Yes, Yes I Can

163.Why do you sneeze like a Mortal,Richard?

No. My Sneezes destroy the fabric of time

164.Do you speak Spanish?

Si.

165.Why are Villians evil?

Well, For the Same Reason Heros are Good

166.If you where stuck in a dessert,and had a choice of one weapon:Sword,Bow and Arrows,and a spear,which would you choose?

I would trade it all for a cheeseburger.

167.Why is cake so good tasting

because it is a Lie

168.LordTBT?

Strict. He Angers Me

169.Pinedance?

Nuisance

170.Me?

Idiot

171.Legolas?

Elf

172.Michael Jackson?

Dead

173.elmo?

Muppet. Not Quite Man, Not Quite Puppet

174.Are you emo?

Actually, a friend believes I am both Emo and an Alchoholic. I am too Drunk and depressed to care.

175.Is your sister?

I have a Sister?!

176.Is gandalf?

Gandalf is an EMO?! WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!?!?

177.Nimbalo?

Meh, Probably

178.Me?

Meh, Probably

179.Pinedance?

Meh, Probably

180.Fish?

Meh, Probably

181.Cake?

Meh, Probably

182.Pie?

Meh, Probably

183.Me?

Meh, Probably

184.Martin2

Meh, Probably

185.Legolas?

Notice that I answer every one word question with the same answer?

186.Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

The world is a screwed up place. keep that in mind

187.Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Gnomes. It's their fault

188.If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Deep down, do you REALLY care?

189.Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

I think I can sum this up by saying that I have never even heard of "Grape Nuts Cereal"

190.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Do many songs Actually make sense when you listen to them?

191.Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

I don't really care, as long as they give me my order

192.Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Because of global warming

193.Why are Softballs hard?

Why do you have a head? think about THAT for a while, stupid

194.Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

Just the movie.

195.If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Because then there would be no Show! DON'T YOU THINK?!?!

196.Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

You are an Outlet of Stupidity. that is what you are.

197.Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

To confuse you.

198.Why does Goofy stand while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

I am pretty sure Goofy is an Alien....

199.Can blind people see their dreams?

It's just Static...

200.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Yes.... "Legally"

  1. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why would an intelligent person sit on a wall? Most of you people on here must be Eggs as well!!!

  1. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Already answered this

  1. Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Bank Pens are worth a lot in todays economy

  1. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

You must be a real moron if you have come up with THAT logic...

  1. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

I Don't. YOU might, because you are an idiotic Ninny, but the rest of us don't

  1. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Because it isn't...

  1. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Is the butter facing down or up? See, you have to get details like that correct!

  1. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

How should I know?

  1. What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

What color is a smurf normally?

  1. Where's the egg in an egg roll?

At the BEGINNING you ninny!

  1. Why aren't blue berries blue?

They are. You're just color-blind.

  1. Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

What kind of a question is THAT?!

  1. Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

To fool the Vikings...

  1. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

They have to have a lot of money.

  1. Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Bill Gates. That's how he got rich.

  1. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why shouldn't it?

  1. What disease did cured ham actually have?

Diabetes.

  1. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

It's because of JFK.

  1. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Because the person woke up every two hours!

  1. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Yes. The judge is doing the listening.

  1. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Because that's the way the world works.

  1. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Because they're stupid.

  1. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Actually, they do.

  1. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

did i? did I really? or is that your imagination talking?? SPOOKY!!

  1. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  1. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
  1. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
  1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
  1. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?
  1. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
  1. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Can I rob you?

no

Please?

Pretty please?

Pretty please with pancakes on top?

How about silverware?

Do you speak Chinese?

Do you like this emote :D?

Or this one ;D?

Or this one >:D?

How about this one >;(?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

Is it possible to be allergic to water?

Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Why do coaches shout "bend your knees!" at players when you can't stand in your gear without doing it?

Whats a question with no answer called?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?

When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?

What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is chicken called chicken?

Who made up MODNAR?

Why are you answering my questions?

Do you like clams?

Do you think insanity is a virtue?

Where do you come from?

If you were a ligthning bolt, what would you strike?

What would you do if someone set you on fire RIGHT NOW?

Would you hula hoop if someone said they would give you money?

What the heck?

Can you get this question wrong?

What is worse: flowers or butterflies?

What would you do if someone poured water over you?

Why are you purple?

If you don't answer a question and someone punches you in the gut, what would you do to them?

{to previous question} If so, what's the problem?

Grapes are grapes, are they not?

Who is the least annoying user on this wiki?{not counting yourself or bluestripethewild or Juliza?}

Why did you sign the contract, then?

What is your greatest weakness?

Are you insane?

What wouild you do if you met someone eviler then yourself?

Why do you like the name Richard?

If you have SSENKRAD MODNAR, then how come you control fire?

How many questions did Danthemanb have?

Do you smoke?

Do you like Pokemon?

What is the point of soap?

Who is that guy on your avatar?

Do you like Indiana Jones?

Star Wars?

Harry Potter?

Elmo?

Do you have a shotgun?

Would you want a shotgun?

What is your favorite type of fish?

Who do you hate more: Chuckee Cheese or Barney?

Are you annoyed yet?

What kind of a name is Hermoine?

Have you ever been to Juvy?

How many languages can you speak?

Do you like chicken?

Hershey Bars?

McDonalds?

Cotton candy?

Would you like to have a million dollars?

Who made up wombats?

Are you invincible?

Can chickens drive?

Can geese?

Ducks?

Cats?

Dogs?

Are you annoyed yet?

Did you ever want a hang glider?

What would you do if you were stranded in a dessert?

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

What do you think of Aquaman?

Is it true he has the same powers as Spongebob?

What do you think of Spongebob?

Sandy?

Plankton?

Mr. Krabs?

Squidward?

Gary?

Patrick?

Larry the Lobster?

Karen?

Pearl?

What if someone challenged you to a fight to the death, they are uncontrollable, unkillable, and cannot be transported anywhere?

Can I call you Ryan?

Can you make balloon animals?

Do you have an official clown liscence?

What do you think of das fuhrer (Hitler)?

How about Bennito Musselini?

Who's your favorite president?

What do you think of Halo?

How about Gears of War?

Gears of War2?

Fracture?

Lord of the Rings Conquest?

How about Energy swords?

Food?

Life?

Are you as good with lava as you are with fire?

If I were to tell you that magical faeries were coming with bombs to your house right now, what would you do?

Can I have a pickle?

Why is there no word in the English language that rhymes with "Orange"?

What is your favorite color? I didn't think death was a color...?

Can you give me 1,000,000,000 rubies?

Do you like Stevie Wonder?

Michael Jackson?

Coldplay?

Selina Gomez?

Britney Spears?

My Uncle?

Joey?

Hannah Montana?

Popular people?

Simon Cowell?

Snoop Dog?

My Algebra teacher?

The Wicked Witch of the West?

Germans?

French?

Indians?

Orangatangs?

Have you ever grown a mustache that looked like a chinchilla?

A handle bar mustache?

A Go-Tee?

A Soul Patch?

A full on, Amish-dude beard?

Potatoes?

Carrots?

Peas?

Grapes?

Oranges?

Lemons?

Lettuce?

Do you like Captain Kirk or Spock?

Chuck Norris or Me?

Ninjas or Pirates?

Crayons or Colored Pencils?

Paint or Photoshop?

Watercolors or Acrylic?

Black hair?

Bleach-blonde hair?

Brunette hair?

Do you think blondes or dumb?

Do you like rice?

Hanburgers?

E.T.?

Are you sarcastic, cavalier, or hungry?

Do you like web comics?

Is Naruto over rated?

Would you rather be a princess or a vampire?

Could you eat Twillight?

Could Chuck Norris eat Twillight?

Are popsicles fun?

Can you explain the theory of relativity?

Are you a wiz-kid at Life Science?

Can I borrow a dollar?

Some coffee?

Your pet cat?

Your hamster cage?

Your record player?

Your Nickelodeon magazine?

Your VHS tapes?

Your secret collection of Super Hero Comics?

Your computer?

Your magical pony?

Your book on how to serve man?

Your poster of the Twilight Zone?

Your umbrella?

Your pocket full of sunshine?

Your perfect day?

Your post-it collection?

Your baby guinea pig?

Your roast ham?

Your map of China?

Your underwater camera?

Your keyboard?

Your baby gran piano?

Your yellow eraser?

Your pencil?

Your red pen?

You gym socks?

Your crayons?

Your "Solja Boy" CD?

Your bookmarks?

Your hair?

Your cat drawings?

Your watch?

Your inking pens?

Your Reading Rabbit How to Read CD-ROMS?

Your laser printer?

Your Kleenex?

Your 'Ask Richard: LIVE!' page?

Your camera man?

Your clay?

Your GAZEBO?

Your Toys 'R' Us Giftcard?

Your calculator?

Your vinyls?

Your wallpaper?

Your cell phone?

Your to scale model of the Enterprise?

Your friends?

Your Otter Pop?

Your wig collection?

Who's you favorite band?

Artist?

Singer?

Composer?

Director?

Poet?

Satirical Writer?

Potato Farmer?

Toilet scrubber?

Plumber?

Administrator?

Vice Principal?

Principal?

Secretary?

Dr. Who actor?

Starship Captain?

Lumberjack?

Detective?

Shelock Holmes Villain?

Redwall Minor Character?

Weasel?

Ferret?

Cat?

Amphibian?

Chinchilla?

Teacher?

Squirrel?

Can Chuck Norris make good cookies?

Sweaters?

Socks?

Scarves?

Needles?

Harmless injections?

Hard candy?

Gummy worms?

iPods?

Music?

Walt Disney World Rides?

Animated Princess Movies?

Why is Pocahontas a Disney princess?! INDIANS DON'T HAVE PRINCESSES!!!

Why is Mulan a Disney Princess? She's not royalty and she didn't marry a prince.

Disney vs. Twilight?

Chuck Norris vs. 20000000000000000 cloned zombies?

Macs vs. PC's?

Meds vs. Medicine?

Me vs. a Small Potted Plant?

Jimmy Carter Vs. Bill Clinton?

Sarah Palin vs. Hillary Clinton?

Cats vs. dogs?

Jimmy Carter vs. Bill Clinton REMATCH?

Democrat or Republican?

Independent or Green Party?

Democracy or Tyranny?

Communism or Socialism?

Red or Maroon?

Google or Bing?

China or Russia?

Oil or Ethanol?

What is your opinion of the Health Care Bill?

Democratic Senators?

Republican Senators?

Nancy Pelosi?

Me asking you all of these political questions?

Alaska or Hawaii?

WWE or RAW?

Wrestling or Boxing?

PS3, XBOX 360, or Wii?

Brain Age One or Two?

Me or a hobo?

Who's more likely to win in a wrestling match: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to win in a rap-off: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to win a Poem-off: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to win in an Annoy-Richard-off: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to win in a Bacon-eating-off: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be cooler: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to make it rich: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to die young of a rare lung disease: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be slapped: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to watch through four minutes of a stupid viral video on YouTube: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to use 17 emoticons in a single paragraph: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to squish a cockroach in the shower: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to win if he/she ran for President of the US: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to go out on a date with you: Me or a blind pig? Wait. Never mind. I forgot about your marriage. KAREN!

Who's more likely to use a girly-smelling perfume: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be a murder-mystery geek: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to have read all of the Nancy Drew books be their 16th birthday: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to have really sore hands now: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be caught dead in the middle of a speeding highway in their prom outfit: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to have severe upper back pains by their third vertebrae: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be the Captain of the USS Enterprise: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to spend fourteen and three sevenths hours watching internet virals on Youtube: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be found on MySpace, not Facebook: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to write a thirteen line poem about Tom the Space Avenger: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be found in an Italian resturant jamming out to some Acid-electronic songs: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be your prom date: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to scare you to twitchy-eye-mode: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be eating feta cheese with just a hint of a sort of nutty taste: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to go to Harvard: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to get a Degree in technical design and engineering: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to eat five hot dogs in four minutes: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to make 13.3 friends in 9th grade: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to find Russian Opera highly interesting: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to be an arson on the run: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to have said "like" more than 145 times today: Me or a blind pig?

Who's more likely to end up in a Psych Ward: Me or a blind pig?

Do you believe in:

Ninjas?

Ferrets?

North America?

Martin2?

Snakes?

Yourself?

The Cards?

South America?

Which is taller, a tree?

Why is AU AU?

Why did Orlando Bloom have to play Legolas and not someone else?

What is the point of learning what xy - 1x equals?

Why does Pinedance ask you so many questions?

What would you do if you met Pinedance, Danthemanb, and Martin2 in real life?

Why do people like Twilight?

WHY do Twilight vampires have sparkly skin?

Why is Sweeny Todd out to get Legolas?

Why does Erik hate glitter?

Why is Book! Legolas cool, but Movie! Legolas Captain Obvious?

Why are Mary-Sues called Mary-Sues?

Why are Gary-Stus called Gary-Stus?

Who kicks more a**? Aragorn, Legolas, or Gimli?

Since when did swear words become swear words?

Why does Jareth stalk Sarah?

Why is Rhoal an idiot?

Why do words have more than one meaning?

Which user do you hate the most?

Which user do you like the most?

Since when did the term "hot" come to mean "ridiculously good looking?"

Do you trust God?

Do you think he is there?

Did you know he loves you?

Do you have hope?

Would you like this to go on forever?

You know your not getting paid for this right?

Peace!

Pop?

Popcorn?

Popstar?

Soda pop?

SQUAIDS?

Squids?

Lolcats?

Lasers?

Do you like fried chicken?

Do you got to church?

Were you an evil baby with worms?

Are you trollin'?

Do all your base belong to us?

Do you have a tiny car?

Do you have 2 camels?

Do you have 2 camels in a tiny car?

How old are you?

Can you make me a sandwich?

Do you eat bunnies?

The Beatles?

Favorite color?

Favorite food?

Did you see a squirrel?

Favorite flower?

What happened to the beaver in Redwall?

Is your real name Bob? Just wondering.

Can I murder Juliza?

Do you drive a Volkswagen?

Have you ever gotten blisters on your fingers?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

  1. Which ice-cream flavour do you prefer: mint or vanilla?
  1. Why is this page so slow?
  1. Who annoys you the most?
  1. What's the difference between a horror movie and a thriller?
  1. Any good ideas for a prank?
  1. If you keep your friends close and your enemies closer, doesn't that just mean your enemies are your friends and vice versa?
  1. In your opinion, whose more trustworthy: a politician or a real estate agent or a car dealer?
  1. Is this starting to get annoying?
  1. What's your favorite Redwall book and whose your favorite character from the book?

Which girl on the wiki do you think is the most awesome?

Is You Even Able To Love People?

You're So Dang Evil, yet Why Are you So Loveable?!

  1. Burglebuber? Nicer'n'normal weasel or a complete vermin?



People who helped make this:

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'Elmtail'
Danthemanb - Please read Elmtail's Tail:
TALK - Sunday, June 25 2017 (Eastern Standard Time)
I am the one the thought of the idea!


--Pinedance ConeslingerPinedance-Barko Ballet liftWant to chat? 18:04, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Martin the Loony WikiVe shoot it with our weaponries! 18:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

--Bluestripe the Wild Bluestripe the Wild For Salamandastron! 03:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Brockfang - Eeeee aye eeeeee 01:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

--Thurrn the Ranger Mossflowerrrrrr!

Umrag the Destroyer 17:49, September 7, 2009 (UTC)Umrag the Destroyer

--Prince Silver the AvatarAgni- The Fire God- Free TextureBow before the might of the Fire Nation!

--Random insanity 17:57, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Heheheheheheheheh... ME OR A BLIND PIG!? --Long Patrol Girl Kailee Pic LPG "Fish and Chips!!" 02:57, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

--Snowpaw the Wild--I am a Warriiiiiioooooooorrrrrrrrrr! 18:45, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Thorn --There's a difference between being a stoat and a vermin...and I proved it to the world. 23:26, August 23, 2010

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